Public Service Announcement

To the very inebriated lady that stepped directly in the path of an oncoming car in the club district of downtown Palo Alto on Saturday night:

You are an idiot. You should be thankful that the driver was able to stop in time before running over your drunken ass. And, since he was a cop, in a marked police car, you should be thankful he yelled at you instead of giving you a ticket !

Sheesh. Better lay off the sake bombs next time, chica.