Public Service Announcement

If you are carrying a laptop bag, purse, big binders and a coffee, and happen to be wearing high-heeled boots, it is best to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Taking the stairs could result in a nasty fall, including a dislocated shoulder.

It took two doses of morphine from the Fire Department paramedic before our patient could stand up and walk down one flight of stairs to the stretcher, with firefighters supporting her arm.

I'm sure she'll take the elevator from now on.