Wednesday, January 30, 2008

No Holds Barred

I'm in a punchy mood today, so I'm going to say something I wish I could have said last night, but just wasn't raised to be rude enough to do so.

Lady, do you see what this colored, rectangular, plastic thing is ? It's called a CHECK CARD. It replaces those big, preprinted paper things that take you 10 million years to write in painstaking calligraphy while the rest of us are decomposing in line behind you. And guess what ? If someone steals your check card number (which is just as easy as stealing your ratty friggin' checkbook from your massive butt-ugly old lady purse), your bank won't make you pay for the fradulent charges.

Now move your geriatric ass. I got frozen stuff in my cart, and it's melting into a pile of goo while you write the goddamned date. Now hurry the hell up already !

[UPDATE]: Apparently some readers didn't catch the fact that this was completely tongue-in-cheek and not meant to be serious. :/


Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's right, you are way too SELF important to wait for anyone not up to YOUR standards. Relax woman or you'll have a stroke before you are 40.

February 16, 2008 at 12:31:00 PM PST  

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