Mistaken Identity

In my old group, there is another Andrea, a funny, outgoing Italian man who loves to eat. Of course, everyone on that team referred to me as Andrea A. and him as Andrea B. in emails. There has never been much confusion between the two of us.

Until now. I just received this instant message from a member of that team:

"Get your great fat butt over here and we'll go to lunch."

Uhh.. what ?!?!

Thankfully, the message sender was referring to the posterior of the other Andrea, not mine, and was rightfully embarrassed when I gently pointed out the mistaken identity.

Political correctness points: -100.
Sexual harassment points: 500.

HR could have a field day with this.

:)